i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story

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"Woolf ’s adoption of semi-colons is never coincidental"

My goal in life is to replace Virginia Woolf’s name in this statement with my own.



chubby birds make me so happy


look at this precious thing oh my goodness


they are a bit cranky but they are just too cute


don’t talk shit though or it will end you


this has been a chubby bird appreciation post

good day

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"All you need to know about Sansa in this book is that she has a direwolf – a giant, monstrous wolf, a half-mythological monster, a killing machine – and she names it Lady."


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You’re goddamn right she did.

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  • Question: Jesus wasn't middle eastern, He was an israelite. read a book. - Anonymous
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    friend i have some bad news for you.

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These pics were taken one second apart

Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT

That’s the thing though, this isn’t lightning. The photos were both taken in daytime, the right photo being the normal condition. What you’re seeing in the left photo is a darkning strike.

Darkning is 50,000 times more rare than lightning, in fact most storms will never have a single instance of it. But when static charges between clouds become so energized that the electricity begins to form its own gravity, a black hole like the one created at CERN is briefly formed, sucking up all the light in the area and resulting in a brief “unflash” of darkning.

Less dangerous than lightning, Darkning lasts for a shorter time and you’d have to be within the event horizon to be harmed by it. Despite thousands a year dying of lightning strikes, only one man has ever been recorded as killed in a darkning strike, and that man was Lewis Caroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, which many historians believe he wrote based on that strange and fatal experience.

how would his writing be based on an event that killed him? care to explain, liar???

Firstly, how dare you call me, a fact blog, a liar? Fact blogs on tumblr have been an institution of truth since 1908.

And I’d be happy to explain- Lewis Carroll often worked as a ghostwriter. Duh…

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I drew visuals for what we know so far about the naughty dwarf calender based off of this post. I also may actually make this into a real calender once we get more info about the other months!

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It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.

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