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anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

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tastefullyoffensive:

It’s across the street from “I Don’t Know.”

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leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

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fabled-foreigntongues:

booksandwildthings:

Anyone wanna take bets on how long it’ll take before people start shipping them?

I totally ship Text+Audio

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patrickandmarcus:

this is a riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

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You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

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thegeek531:

WHY DID THEY CANCEL THIS SHOW

Dont worry. They are bringing it back.

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wiitangclan:

wiitangclan:

the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage 

apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you

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wendy-ran-away-with-me:

I recently found out that there’s gonna be a season 4 of sherlock… It’s good to know my kids will have something to watch when they’re my age.

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